I sometimes find myself with buyers remorse after having purchased some designer polo in the original hopes that some bright (or not so bright) young thing will jump my bones.
Hit and miss I keep telling myself. Its just hit and miss. Maybe it was because I didn't iron this damn thing.
Is your foot in the door when you've been in without the foot?
Anatomy
Were not designed to sell products, so why should we try and sell ourselves?
Im sold out
Can I keep my peace of mind? Or does that have a price too?
Out of stock
Sex is a sale bin for the broken hearted. Why not get two for one? Or at least a deal?
Hook me up
If there were a book for being a good person, I would, buy it. Im not sure if I would read it in its entirety but I would sure as hell have it as a reminder that the option is still there.
Can I buy this opportunity? Can I buy you a false look? Can I buy an interpretation? Can I put a sticker on the foreheads of females who give me a glance? No, no, no, just please . . .
Ring it through
Ring it through
The last thing I said was probably the wrong thing to say, and I said it with full confidence that maybe the next time I see a female, Id be redeemed by this really expensive (sweater, boot, jacket, shirt, pant, bottle of liquor, cigarette, etc. etc.) and all would be right in the dissonant thought I've bought.
Can I return this?
Its defective
Bad stitch
Simplicity is in nowadays right? THAT must be why I've been getting so little for a lot more.
The quote that "its not about what you say, but about what you do" is ringing through my head. And I don't know what to do about it. What is an "I love you" worth anyway??? Getting hung up on the new pillow talker, or at least the could-be candidates.
Cheap thrills
Saving up
Do you know someone who specializes in tongue tying? You see I've got this thing . . .
And nothing to show for it, I cant even talk about it anymore.
Buyers remorse
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